I've seen it all now. It should be a crime to do this to a Ford Ranger.

https://macon.craigslist.org/cto/6089465588.html

 

Well it looks like it WAS a Red Ranger, I like red Rangers, but I don't think that is a Ranger anymore, lol.

Not even sure Ford would want to lay claim to that, looks more like a stock GM model now

 

Looks more like a Toyota Tacoma after it's seen a few Vermont winters, especially with that state of the art wooden rear bed.

 

Is that thing even legal to drive on public highways? I can't imagine it passing ANY state inspection. Gawd, what a turd!

 

HA Ha !...
The red neck special, it should be featured on the red green show.
All that's missing is a dead gator in the back.

And 2000 bucks, the guy needs to pay the buyer 2000 dollars to have it taken away.
Look at the rims and tires, I'm sure those are new for quick sale.

OMG !!

 

I bet that thing is illegal as a 3 dollar bill to drive on the public highways. It looks like someone from slab city built it. I think the craziest part of it is the fact that they put the fender flares back on it.

 

CRACK SMOKER

 

I think the most disgusting part is the fact they think it's still worth anything....

 

Yeah, or a meth smoker aka tweaker. I think a CRACK SMOKER would walk away from this thing ... lol

 

Agreed ... You should contact him and see if he wants to buy your front bumper. It would sure make it look a heck of a lot better.

 

I wouldn't sell him the contents of my garbage can, because I'd be afraid of what he'd do with anything of mine.

Although, judging by the hood, perhaps it got rolled or something and subsequently totalled, and it sort of turned into a "Hey, watch this!" type of project, perhaps out of boredom.

 

Come on, haven't you guys heard of Rat Bikes or Rat Rods

It's an artistic genre, an outlet for the true spirit of vehicle form and purpose

POS, would be the category for this artistic endeavor, and I think it would have a chance for 1st place

 

Put it in some high nosed art exhibit and ask 50 million for it.
It would sell for sure then.


Cal it "The Happening"

 

LMAO TOO funny! :)

 

Good one Ron, lol.

An actual, purpose built, rat rod ranger would be cool though.

 

Yes... and you could mount a belt-fed machine gun in the bed like they had in "Rat Patrol" (a 1960's TV series)

 

Don't give me any ideas, Dad. We both know I have enough things to spend money on as it is, LOL

 

LMAO True Dat! :)

BTW, Rat Patrol was a pretty good TV series (at least when I was 9 years old)!